Freaky Food

You want a joke?  Check out the size of this cake!

If the “Halloween Cake” picture above seems like a tasty treat, you can learn how to make your own thanks to the Google Books preview of American Cookery Volume 24. It also has a recipe for “Witches’ Delight,” which has a great name but doesn’t look very spooky. Those who want party snacks which do both should try whipping up a batch of “Stuffed Pizza Skulls.”

Spooky Moon has plenty of recipes for festive goodies, like “Halloween Pinwheel Cookies” and “Chocolate Pumpkin Cupcakes” (among many others).

Readers of this site know how Boris Karloff loved flowers and poetry, but they probably had no idea he loved Mexican cuisine as well. He even had his own special recipe for guacamole! I recommend using the classic “Puking Pumpkin” or “Halloween Brain Dip” methods of presentation.

Not to be outdone, ghoulish gourmet Vincent Price has a recipe for a “Melon Monster” under his belt. Although no horror stars are associated with them, I did get a kick out of these “Vegetable Robots.”

Facebook is a great recipe resource when it comes to Halloween treats. It has lead to me finding things like “Finger Food,” “Bloody Cupcakes” and “Great Pumpkin Parfait.” It also gave me some great leads on healthy Halloween snacks and other delicious recipes.

Babble also has a list of recipes inspired by scary movies, Divine Dinner Party has numerous Halloween finger foods, Our Best Bites offers “Monster Munch,” Instructables shows us how to make “Vampire Blood Lollipops,” Gourmified offers up some “Bloody Intestines,” Kidspot has a recipe for “Halloween Teeth” while Cute Food For Kids has one for “Cheese Eyeballs.”

Appetizers and snacks are nice, but what about something more filling? There’s always “Monster Bacon Meatloaf” or a “Meat Hand.” Or how about “Roasted Fleshworms” as a main course? Those preferring a vegetarian alternative should appreciate the recipe for a “Severed Sweet Potato Hand” and “Sandworm Bread.”

6′+ Episode 124 is Up!

2013 Logo IconTo quote the description given at the new listing:

“We’re getting in the holiday mood with music from Famous Monsters, Plan 9, Horror Section, Eaten Back To Life and more. Strange Jason talks of creeps, shacks and Satan. And Monstermatt Patterson goes trick-or-treating, only to get a rock (thrown at his head.)”

Remember to email 6′+ (contact at 6ftplus.com) or leave a comment below about the show, whether you liked it or not. Tell your friends, leave a review on iTunes, but above all – enjoy.

You can find all episodes of 6′+ over at the official site as well as on iTunes, Stitcher and Spreaker. They’re also on Facebook and Twitter.

Music In Costume: The Fuzztones dress up as Screaming Lord Sutch

I think people compare Screamin’ Lord Sutch to Alice Cooper, since they both came up around the same time in the 60’s/70’s. Still, I think Alice has a little more grit and grossness, whereas Sutch would later go on to politics. Still, his music is seen as an inspiration for the modern mad garage scene, where creeps halfbent on fuzz and reverb look to get wild.

Such creeps are the Fuzztones, who took the ball from the forefathers and ran with it. The Fuzztones are known for being awesome. In doing so, they helped Screamin’ Jay Hawkins out so you know they’re legit.

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Yet More Fear For Your Ears

Tune in for terror!

If you’re searching for fresh and original horror stories, look no further than Sudden Chillers. Although I think they have a creepypasta vibe, these readings should also appeal to fans of traditional horror stories as well. You can also find free samples of his work on the Sudden Chillers YouTube account.

Speaking of creepypasta, Midnight Marinara deserves praise both for their audio drama adaptations of popular creepypastas and for actually getting permission from the original authors. Sadly this seems to be a rare practice in the world of creepypasta readings and it’s great to see somebody actually do the right thing.

Are you one of the frightened? Those intrigued by my review of Tales of the Frightened can find out for themselves thanks to the streaming edition on Spotify. Similarly, you can stream the Mission Creeps’ reading of Edgar Allan Poe’s “Shadow: A Parable” from Halloween on Bandcamp and the 3D audio classic that is Sticks can be heard (along with some other goodies) thanks to the Radio Drama Revival.

Those who prefer downloading should appreciate Connie Regan-Blake’s free sample selections from Chilling Ghost Stories and the Colonial Radio Theatre: On The Air’s free dramatizations from their Vincent Price Presents series.

Fans of the television series Sleepy Hollow should love the audio book version of “The Legend of Sleepy Hollow” as read by Tom Mison.

In addition to their updating the link I shared in last year’s installment, Big Finish has uploaded the first episodes of The Wrong Doctors and Fanfare For The Common Men from their Doctor Who line.

Speaking of Doctor Who and audio dramas, Magic Bullet Productions (best known for their Kaldor City spin-off series) has an episode of their early comedy series The Surgery available called “Night of the Living Zombie Death.” Those seeking even more laughs should enjoy the Podhouse 90 production of “Dracula Has Risen in the Polls” by Frank Conniff from Mystery Science Theater 3000.

Blue Hours Productions has revived the classic radio series Suspense and you can listen to a few samples from it on their ReverbNation page and listen to some classic episodes on YouTube. Similarly the radio adaptation of The Twilight Zone has some free stuff available as well.

Poe Forevermore made a big splash in the world of audio horror and it’s not hard to understand why. You can listen to some of their many Poe readings here.

Will Hart (aka CthulhuWho1) has what he is calling the “World’s Largest H.P. Lovecraft Audio Links Gateway.”

iTunes has led to me discovering The NoSleep Podcast, Cursed, The Moonlit Road Podcast, Jabberwocky Audio Theater and Redline Theater. It also acts as a handy back-up of Snap Judgement’s numerous “Spooked” specials.

Both Knifepoint Horror and Jinx Media’s “Puncture Wounds” should please fans of intense horror. Those who prefer a more gothic touch will love Cast Macabre and Darkly Lit, as will fans of Nox Arcana.

Archive.org is a surprisingly fertile resource for modern day audio dramas. There’s the sci-fi series Unhinged Worlds and the soap opera While Whispers Wait, along with standalone projects like The Old Haunted House, Spookytown Scarytime Theatre and The Return of The Bogman Mummy. Part two of that last play is available on its own separate page.

In addition to all their great music, Psychobilly Garden Party has a wonderful horror serial called “Hellmouth” which I strongly urge you to check out.

Wayne June has plenty of spooky performances for you, be it demos or a free full audio book and Scott Sigler regularly gives away free horror audio books.

And what collection of free horror audio would be complete without including a link to Welcome to Night Vale at some point?

Don’t forget how we occasionally dabble in audio dramas over at our podcast. In addition to last year’s Halloween special, we had some very special guests stop by for a Hellraiser parody sketch during one of our Christmas specials: Barbie Wilde, Tomb Dragomir and Lamont Bellsarios!

As always, Gravedigger’s Local 16 is not to be held responsible for anything that may occur (be it good or bad) as a result of downloading or streaming from any links given here. Attempt at your own discretion. Some downloads may not work in certain regions. Blah blah blah…

Music In Costume: The Goddamn Gallows dress up as The Mummies

It’s cliche to say “every day is Halloween for The Mummies” since the band performs in costume. But, hey. It’s the Mummies. The Mummies were champions of lo-fi, DIY rock that was meant to kick the listener in the teeth. Fun times.

The Goddamn Gallows demonstrate how fluid the psychobilly genre can be. The Goddamn Gallows probably wouldn’t be CONSIDERED a psychobilly band from looking at them. They might not even be one and I’ve been lying to you this entire time. Let us forgo labels – it’s Halloween, after all. The Gallows do justice to the Mummies classic, “(You Must Fight To Live On) The Planet of the Apes”

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How To Make A Freddy Krueger Glove

Getting your hands on a good quality Freddy Krueger glove can be expensive, especially if you can’t find one in your area and have to order it online instead. The poor quality of the lower priced unlicensed versions is also less than attractive. Thankfully you can easily make one of your very own for next to nothing! Both epicfantasy and Halloween All Year Round!!! have tutorial videos and you can combine what you learn from each video to make something truly special:

I personally recommend ignoring the second video’s advice on using metal blades. Painted cardboard is safer, cheaper and easier to work with. This advice especially holds true if you are planning on using the glove in a haunted attraction. You can find the template mentioned in the first video right here. But even when you use cardboard, you have to keep the blades from being too sharp. Getting a piece of pointed cardboard to the eyes is not fun.

Buying a Freddy mask (or Freddy makeup kits) can also be a pain. Thankfully, I saw some helpful makeup tutorials in the “Related Videos” sidebar and just had to share. The first one, which is by Pinkstylist, shows how to make inexpensive-but-effective latex prosthetics while the tutorial by MadeYewLook is a latex-free method using items found in any makeup aisle.

While the first method looks more realistic, the second’s stylized and vaguely airbrushed look is very striking in its own way. If any women out there are planning on wearing one of those goofy “Sexy Freddy” costumes, please use one of these tutorials. Why dress like Freddy if you don’t plan on going for the full effect?

Gravedigger’s Local 16 is not to be held responsible for the content on or anything that may occur (be it good or bad) as a result of visiting any links on the above sites (or constructing a project that’s detailed on them). This also applies to the suggestions made here. Attempt at your own discretion.

Guest Post: McVladie reviews DRACULA UNTOLD

C. L. McNally, knows as @McVladie on twitter, is a known fan and scholar of Dracula. In prior guest posts, she spoke with author Elizabeth Miller and Dacre Stoker, great grand-nephew of Bram Stroker. With the new Dracula move in theaters, it is of no surprise that she attended a viewing. Does the movie hold up or does it deserve to be staked through the heart?

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DRACULA UNTOLD

Rated: PG 13
Starring: Luke Evans(as Dracula), Charles Dance(as Master Vampire) Dominic Cooper(Sultan)
Directed by Gary Shore
Produced by Michael De Luca

Over the Carpathian Mountains and through the woods to the cinema did I go.

As most of you FOVs (Friends of Vlad) know, I am a defender and friend of Prince Vlad Dracula, or at least his memory, anyway. I can truly say that I believe Vlad himself would approve of this movie.

To its credit, Dracula Untold finds a new vein to sink its fangs into. It is a clever mingling of vampire lore and accurate elements of the true history of Prince Vlad Dracula aka Impaler.

Luke Evans stars as Vlad Dracula, the real life prince who was infamous for his excessively brutal ways. Evans did a masterful job of portraying a soulful and tortured Vlad, interested in only defending his family and his people. This allows us to believe his gruesome act of impaling the dead was a necessary evil.

Luke Evans did something that no other actor portraying Vlad has ever done before: he made Vlad a sympathetic character. One that the audience could cheer for, no matter how many bloody corpses he left in his path.

(Yes, yes Vilhelm I am getting to the rest of the story.)

Dracula Untold

The birth of Dracula the vampire comes about when the demands of the Sultan(Dominic Cooper) become unreasonable. Vlad’s subtle refusal…chopping of the arms and head of the Sultan’s guard or janissary left little room for negotiations.

Dracula has no where to turn. His troops are no match for the Sultan’s massive army. All hope is lost or is it? For lurking in the caves of Broken Tooth Mountain is the darkest of souls: the master or omega vampire. Portrayed by the infinitely talented Charles Dance, he alone can offer Vlad the power to crush the Sultan, but at what price? The memory of Charles Dance’s sharp fingernails upon Vlad’s sword will forever be in my nightmares.

There is much more to the movie including some very clever ways to use bats but I choose to leave the story here in the hopes that I have enticed you enough to see it for yourself. A little mystery left if you will.

Instead, I wish to say if you are looking for Bram Stoker’s Dracula then away to the library with you. If you are seeking a Coppola Dracula remake then grab your VHS and Jiffy Pop and go back to the 20th century. However if you desire a well written, well acted, and well directed movie then Dracula Untold is for you.

I do not know about the rest of you but I go to the movies for fun. Pure unadulterated entertainment is what I want, not what some critic says I should like. Vilhelm, on the other hand, goes for the sticky residue left on the theater floors.

I give this movie 13 out of 13 claws. Go see it for the fang of it. P.S. I smell a sequel!

Music In Costume: Demented Are Go dress up as Devo

It doesn’t surprise me that Demented Are Go would do a DEVO cover. Nor does it surprise me that they did “Mongoloid,” the now-barred term for someone of low-intelligence. Considering the mutant rock that comprises Demented Are Go, it seems like a fits-like-hand-in-glove territory. Fun music for the whole family.

Personally, I like the frenetic version of the DAG cover. The DEVO version always hit me as a statement on the devolving nature of conformity. The DAG version almost celebrates the titular Mongoloid while the DEVO version almost uses it as a warning that the system will undo any kind of progress. Or not. Which one do you like?

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It Came From Amazon VI

After going over some previous installments of this series, I was inspired to try making a list of all the Goosebumps imitators out there:

Gooflumps
Spine Chillers
Bone Chillers
Deadtime Stories
Shivers
Spinetinglers
Spooksville
Strange Matter
Star Wars: Galaxy of Fear

That’s right, not even George Lucas could pass up cashing in on the Goosebumps craze! But it gets weirder. Not only have some of these wannabes been reissued, but some have gotten audio adaptations in the past few years! In fact, the publishing date in the link to Deadtime Stories reveals it as a recent series!

There’s a Sherlock Holmes and Kolchak: The Night Stalker crossover. Thankfully the novel has them investigating the same mystery at two very different points in time.

This listing marks the first time a Gravedigger’s Local 16 review was noted in a product’s official description on Amazon. And since I’m in shameless promotion mode, let’s not forget Ha-Ha! Horror and MonsterMatt’s Bad Monster Jokes!

Wait, there was a video game that ripped off Attack of the Killer Tomatoes?

Are you a fan of the “Quatermass” films? Then you might be interested in the obscure radio drama installment of the series. Okay, it’s part documentary and part drama, but it should still be of interest to you.

Let me get this straight: Not only is there a Rampage board game but it actually looks fun to play and captures the original video game’s experience? Awesome!

When I was a child, I had always wanted a Monster Island playset for Godzilla and co. to do battle in. I wish I had known about TimMee Battle Mountain back then. Combining that with a few cheap dinosaur playsets and I would have been all set!

It’s both thrilling and bewildering how Disney decided to officially release Mr. Boogedy and Bride of Boogedy. I just wish they had made this available on physical media rather than digital downloads.

So it’s gotten to the point where publishers are putting imitation Twilight covers on works of classic literature in an attempt to get higher sales.

Check out the track listing for Liberal Shop of Horrors. Wow, what a great job of doing absolutely nothing with the concept promised by your album’s title.

Speaking of The Little Shop of Horrors, I love the cover art on this VHS release. It’s charming in its simplicity and the awful proportioning used on Seymour is a hoot. The artwork on the original The Comedy of Terrors VHS is amazingly awesome, as is the art on Adventures Beyond: Chupacabra.

Club Dead (better known under its Terror at Red Wolf Inn title) takes us back to the days when a photograph of a skeleton in a wacky outfit was all a horror movie needed. As Video Yesteryear’s release of White Zombie shows, you didn’t even need a real cover if the price was low enough. Remember when Borders had shelves full of tapes from that company? Hell, remember Borders?

Music In Costume: Bloodsucking Zombies From Outer Space dress up as Alice Cooper

Have you ever shown up to a Halloween party and someone was wearing the same costume as you? It’s a mortifying because it implies a lack of creativity or imagination, nullifying whatever efforts you placed in crafting your disguise.

That’s what it IMPLIES, but that’s crap. If you told twenty people to dress up as a “vampire,” you’d get twenty different bloodsuckers at your party – Nosferatu, Lost Boys, Near Dark, Bela Lugosi, etc.

Last night, I watched STAR WARS UNCUT: THE EMPIRE STRIKES BACK where a thousand or so Star Wars fans recreated the movie, shot-by-shot, by re-imagining/remaking the movie. And no two were exactly the same. Ultimately, each creative voice is its own deviation and though similar to another, it’s not exactly alike.

This is all just a preamble to another Alice Cooper cover. This time around, it’s Bloodsucking Zombies From Outerspace, who no one would mistake for GWAR, who did a version of “School’s Out” earlier in the month. This time, BZFOS take on the late 80’s Cooper classic “Poison.” The video is as late 80’s/Early 90’s as it GETS. It’s really a good fit for BZFOS, though it’s hard to really top the camp from the original.

Which do you like?

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Terrifying Tales

I have the sudden urge to sing a Patsy Cline song...

The image illustrating this article doesn’t tie into any particular story. But there’s something about it which just screams “creepypasta” to me. I bring this up because it turns out the link to “Creepypasta Cookoff 2012” in last year’s installment will now include stories from 2013 (along with those from future cookoffs). Since I’m discussing last year, I want to stress my use of the word “classic” in reference to stories like “Jeff the Killer” was done more in the “iconic” sense. Even if you actually liked that particular story, I think we can at least agree on the numerous sequels being a complete mess. Unnecessary sequels seem to be a common problem in the world of creepypasta, with the unofficial ones to Kris Straub’s “Candle Cove” trying to explain elements which were better left alone.

Thankfully, the works of Christopher Howard Wolf (better known as “SlimeBeast”) don’t fall into that category. What few sequels he’s made always add to the story as a whole without removing any of the creepiness. His numerous standalone works, like “Disappear Hole” and “Afterpeople,” offer a breath of fresh air in a field where clichés are far too common. Cameron Suey’s “The Josef K. Stories” are also well worth your time.

Since I’m getting sick of typing the term “creepypasta” over and over again, I’ll try to keep the rest of this focused on more traditional horror stories. Emphasis on “try,” because the definition of what a creepypasta actually is keeps changing and there have been cases where stories predating the rise of creepypastas have since been appropriated. Seriously. I fully expect “The Hole in the Wall: A Childhood Reminiscense” by John Seavey to get classified as a creepypasta at some point.

Mr. Frights is a scary guy, so you know a story is good if it manages to creep him out. The tales which receive this rare honor are “Cookies” by Kylea Jacobs, along with “Bulbs” and “Three Cans” by Bryan Erdy.

Beyond Stories has a lot of spooky stories, but I think “Terror on the Plains” by Larry W. Underwood deserves special notice. Why? Because Mr. Underwood is none other than our very own Dr. Gangrene!

Don’t let the name fool you, The Mighty Blowhole has some great horror stories available, like “Long Tall Sally” and “Bodies Not Recovered.” How Awkward also has stories which are far more chilling than the name implies. Similarly, Stephen D. Sullivan might seem like he only specializes in stories about giant monsters (not that there’s anything wrong with that) at first glance. However, he also writes spooky flash fiction like “The Weeping Ghost.” If that isn’t enough flash fiction for you, Halloween Love has lots more.

“The Wampus Mask” by Asher Elbein makes great use of Appalachian folklore. While we’re on the subject of folklore, let’s not forget the old classic “Teeny-Tiny and the Soup Bone.” Even if the title doesn’t ring any bells, I’m sure you have heard a version of this story at some point in your life.

Speaking of old classics, let’s not forget W.W. Jacobs’ “The Monkey’s Paw” and Oscar Wilde’s The Picture of Dorian Gray. And let’s not forget the obligatory Lovecraftian stories! There’s “The Return of the Sorceror” by Clark Ashton Smith, “Worms of the Earth” by Robert E. Howard and “The Survivor” by August Derleth (which was the last of his so-called “posthumous collaborations” with H.P. Lovecraft).

On a final note, the Cthulhu Mythos Writers Sampler 2013 anthology is available on Amazon as a free Kindle download. Those without Kindle can still enjoy Don Webb’s “The Great White Bed” in the preview. There’s some mature content, but that can be said for many of the stories I’m presenting here.

Guest Post: Kraig Khaos reads some Scary Stories To Tell In The Dark

Today, we feature a guest post from Kraig Khaos. Kraig has a reoccuring feature on 6ftplus – Killer Kuts from Kraig Khaos – where he shares a song from a vinyl recording. Kraig has a brand new podcast called Uncommon Interests, where he discusses a wide range of pop culture ranging from the mainstream to deep underground. Today, Kraig recalls a set of stories that had a profound effect on him, stories that would fit in with the current Halloween season.

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I remember the first time I ever saw the Scary Stories To Tell In The Dark book. It was at the school book fair when I was 9. I thought the cover looked real cool and spooky. Being poor, I couldn’t afford the book. Or any book for that matter. But the kids who did buy the book kept talking about the cool pictures inside and one or two scary stories they had quickly read while waiting to return to class.

When I got home that day, I was jealous to find that my friend Troy, who lived down the road had purchased the book. I was also overjoyed to hear him tell me that he would bring it to my house and we could have a sleepover and read the stories to each other. So that night, Troy, my older sister Amber and myself sat around on my bedroom floor, reading by flashlight these spooky urban legends and folklore tales to one another and showing each other the accompanying illustrations. I remember shivers down my spine at tales of ghosts on the highway and madmen hiding upstairs.

From that moment on, I was hooked. I borrowed Scary Stories To Tell In The Dark and read it cover to cover several times over the next year. I saved up my money and promised myself that I would buy my own copy at next years book fair, as how our local book store did not have it. At the following year’s book fair, I nearly soiled myself to see that More Scary Stories To Tell In The Dark. As much as I wanted my own copy of the first book, I just couldn’t help but to get the new one. My curiosity to see if this second tome of creepy tales could hold a candle to the first. And luckily, it did. As did the third installment that followed the next year, just before the author’s passing.

kk02Alvin Schwartz(1927-1992) collected, retold and sometimes reworked the many folklore tales, urban legends and campfire stories found in the Scary Stories book. The author of over 50 titles, many of which were collected ghost stories for children, had a found love for fright and looked upon it with child like wonderment. A sentiment that comes through in his retelling of these old spooky tales. He was an avid believer in the fact that the scariest stories in the world don’t have to be full of blood,guts and sex. And, that old fashioned raconteur stories were equally as chilling as any Hollywood shocker. And his Scary Stories books are a true testament to that.

A part of the success of the Scary Stories trilogy is in part to the haunting surrealist style illustrations on the cover and in the pages of the books. Artist Stephen Gammell(b.1943-) seemingly pulls no punches on his Scary Stories artwork. The eye catching stark black and greys and shading really draws the reader in to whatever horrific nightmare world that is being told by Schwartz.

The reason the Scary Stories series stands out is due to it’s uniqueness. Reintroducing old and forgotten tales of terror and rewrote in a simple yet extremely effective way that helps younger readers understand, but doesn’t dumb down the language. Which is why adults still love this series. Mixed with striking illustrations of ghosts,dead people and ghouls, there is no book more perfect for reading on a stormy night, during the Halloween season, or any time you need a good haunting scare for yourself, or others.

The longevity of the series success has made the books easy to find and fairly cheap. A reprint was done in the mid 90’s with a different illustrator. It didn’t pack nearly as much of a punch as the original and sold poorly.

As of this time, CBS Films has acquired the rights to the Scary Stories series with the intent of making it into a feature film. Let’s hope they don’t screw it up.

 

Music In Costume: The Mutilators dress up as Michael Jackson

Is it odd for a psychobilly band to cover the King of Pop? Answer: Yes. But I also think that Psychobilly is a much more varied genre than what it appears to be. Psychobilly bands who don’t hold themselves to a purity ideal have produced an interesting range of cover songs over the past thirty years. I think that the perversion of one genre (roots rock and roll/rockabilly) makes psychobilly more apt to offer twisted takes on ‘old standards.’

Still – between the two kings, more psychobilly bands cover Elvis than Michael. So it’s unusual to see the Mutilators do an attempt at “Thriller.” It’s hard to touch “Thriller” since the video was always played at Halloween and it was treated as AN EVENT. They even had a making-of bit. Of course, it seems practically subtle by today’s standards of overblown production, which has made it more of a gem.

As for the song? Eh. It’s not bad. It’s funky.

Which one do you like?

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Haunted Attraction Walkthroughs III

Another year, another collection of videos of people visiting haunted attractions. There’s quite the selection this year: professional haunted attractions, home haunts and yard haunts. Although many of the videos are from 2012-2013, I made sure to include some older material. There’s even one from 1995! But let’s cut down on the hype and get to the good stuff. Please keep in mind that strobes and other flashing lights might be present in the following:

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Music In Costume: Haunted George dresses up as Chase Weber

This song is predominantly known thanks to Pat Boone covering it. It was originally written by Chase Webster and the song got some justice when Haunted George gave it a proper rendition.

If you want to listen to Pat Boone’s version, you’ll have to find it yourself. The guy comes across as a someone who would object to Halloween on some moral religious grounds, as if some kid dressing up as Iron Man to get a handful of candy is going to somehow lead to eternal damnation. Sorry, Pat. You’re wrong on that one and I think he wouldn’t want a video of him to even be ASSOCIATED with this insignificant horror/weird blog.

However, Haunted George is an incredible guy and he’s currently playing Bass in BOSS FINK. Find EVERYTHING that Haunted George has done – Thee Cormans, The Beguiled, etc.

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Dogfish Head Punkin Ale

I get the same way whenever I encounter pumpkin foodstuffs.

As much as I love Shipyard Pumpkinhead Ale, I do make an effort to try other pumpkin beers. And by “make an effort,” I mean I only order it when my favorite brand is not on the menu. So when I ran into such a situation during a recent family get together, I decided to give Dogfish Head Punkin Ale a shot.

According to the label, it is a “…full-bodied brown ale brewed with real pumpkin, brown sugar, allspice, cinnamon [and] nutmeg.” The use of allspice surprised me at first, as I have only encountered it in homemade Swedish meatballs and just became aware of its wide use in brewing while preparing this article. I was lucky enough to have it served to me in a bottle with an empty glass rimmed with cinnamon and sugar on the side. Why is that lucky? Because I could experience the taste in two different ways! Although if you count my sampling it both before and while I ate a hamburger and french fries, then I tried it three different ways.

I can safely say it was enjoyable all three ways. It was easy to gauge its flavor by drinking directly from the bottle. If you are not a fan of sweet pumpkin ale, then this is the one for you. It has a “beer” flavor and the pumpkin sweetness only comes in the form of a subtle aftertaste. As expected, drinking it from a rimmed glass increases the sweetness. I particularly enjoyed how its smooth taste was not effected by my choice of dinner. I’m a big burger fan and have plenty of unwanted experiences with beers which didn’t taste as good when consumed with food.

Remember how I mentioning trying this at a family gathering? That wasn’t just me trying to pad out the length of this article. I brought it up because someone there commented on how they had tried this particular brand before but was surprised by the new label. Sure enough, the label on my bottle does not match the old one. Why the change? Because Dogfish Head Craft Brewery has tapped famed poster and vinyl figure artist Jermaine Rogers to create a new one as part of their annual seasonal art series.

To summarize: Dogfish Head Punkin Ale is a smooth brew with a mild pumpkin taste. It’s not too sweet and goes well with meals. It’s not replacing my favorite brand anytime soon, but it’s definitely up there. If that sounds good to you, then stock up while you can!

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